The Pirate-Ninja-Shaman-Alchemist Gal! (staff_of_truth) wrote in robotic_turkeys,
The Pirate-Ninja-Shaman-Alchemist Gal!
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ZOMG. I've been chosen to cast the BIG CELEBRITIEZ that will star in the new FULL METAL ALCHEMIST: THE BIG ASS SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE EVER. And I have grueled for minutes YEARS trying to decide whom would be best to play whom. But, here they are!






David Spade as Edward Elric



Haley Joel Osmennnnnnnnt as Alphonse Elric




Hilary Duff as Winry Rockbell



Jim Carrey as Hohenheim Elric (Man, his slapstick shit will make Hohenheim SO POPULAR. And the kiddies will want to buy action figures of him!)




Jet Li as Roy Mustang




Badass!Meg Ryan as Riza Hawkeye (I'll just need to brain wash her into becoming a gun toting badass. Or tell her to imagine that she is taking her rage out on the American public.)




Robert Deniro as Fuhrer King Bradley




Fat!Martin Short as Breda ... SHUTUPYOUKNOWTHATWITHOUTBREDAFMAISNOTHING!!!!





See? I am such a genius. 8D
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